Micah Moore on Reality Kings

First things first, it’s pronounced MIKE-AH, not ME-KA. Now that we’ve settled that, the only debate left is whether we prefer her before or after implants, and that argument will probably rage on forever. Perky little A-cups versus busting-through-her-skin melons: is there a better debate to be had? Either way, her insanely round heinie is what really gets us throbbing. She says she’s best known for that, and her lips are what she loves best about herself. We have something in common with Micah! With a body so tiny, it’s no surprise she’s a vegan who’s been eating tofu and seaweed since before it was cool. It even influences her abundant sexual appetite: “My nutritionist says that labia, unlike penis, is considered vegan, allowing me to adhere to my dietary beliefs.” The naughty catholic schoolgirl from Oregon is a Native American, Russian, Irish and German mutt whose strict upbringing made her feel like she had to reconcile for her sins every time she masturbated, which was often. Eventually she couldn’t take it anymore and went in the opposite direction. Moore started with a brief stripping career, which we assume was short-lived since she used to do the robot onstage. But after graduating to porn, she really hit her stride. Right after graduating from highschool and working as a Starbucks barista, she went from hanging out with squatters and hippies to squatting on cocks professionally. Now, whichever uniform she’s removing, her videos will make you cum faster than the time it takes to brew a Portland-calibre coffee. .