No war but class ware! I mean, war! Ugh… Things aren't going well for Abella Danger in the regional debates… Capitalist Alex Legend just seems to be appealing to the lowest common denominator and actually manages to WIN THE CUP, despite being a horrible pig! Well, the moderator definitely took some interest in Abella's rousing speech and left-leaning views, maybe she can provide a little comfort back stage? Together, gorgeous Kit Mercer and stunning Abella Danger might be able to turn the tables on this pizza and porn-loving male…