I am willing to do anything to get my hands on a brand new unsuspecting but willing participant in our little Joy Fuck Club. I overheard Bella talking about how she thought it would be interesting to go kayaking and that just lit up a light bulb over my head. I told her I knew a great place to kayak and then rushed home as soon as I could to find a kayaking spot on the net. I had no idea what I was doing but I knew exactly what I wanted to do and that was her. We coordinated the trip with Brianna and another gal pal and made it a kayak cunt fest. I better stop having so many dyke picnics or I might start gaining weight. Oh who am I kidding I will be dining on vagina until my face turns blue. Enjoy. Gotta go. Just turned myself on writing this. If you guys are lucky I just might record what I am about to do. Cross your fingers because I know I will.