I called one of those massage parlors... The babe they sent to me was sexy as hell and rubbed me down good, lookd good enough to wax it too. I told her I wanted to tip her extra, but she had to come inside, and get it. turns out she wanted the dick more than that tip! As soon as I got her wet uniform off, I noticed that our little wash lady, is built like a CHAMP! She shredded my clothes off, and went straight at me! I never would have thought that getting my car washed, would lead to me getting my dick waxed!!! What a great Deal!